Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
intro riff
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verse one
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's over there behind the tree
A G#m
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
w/intro riff
I think it's his lung
verse two
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's chewin' bar and not the leaves
A G#m
He's cryin' like a baby would you help him?
w/intro riff
I think it's his lung
verse three
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
A G#m
He coughed up snot on the driveway
w/intro riff
And I think his lung's fucked up
bridge
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Pon - y, pon - y, pony
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solo
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verse four
E D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
D C#m
He's over there lookin' at me
A G#m
He can't talk because he's a pony
w/intro riff
I think it's his lung
repeat verse one:end abruptly on lung