What Would William Shatner Do?

Intro: C---G---Am---F--- (x2) Verse 1: C G Am F I?ve got a girl, the coolest girl in the world But she ain?t fly for the guys in sci-fi And I?m a guy with a model Enterprise Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out C---G---Am---F--- I?ve got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt Black boots and a red miniskirt I?ll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out Bridge 1: E G Am F I?ve got to think about it I?ve got to work it through If she learns my dark secret What would William Shatner do? Chorus: C G Am F What would William Shatner do? (what would he do) (x3) C---G---Am---F--- Verse 2: (same as V1) I?ve got a chick, in bed a lunatic Won't be my whore if she knows I love Star Wars And I know only one thing for sure I?ll never score If she ever finds out Bridge 2: E G Am F I?ve got to make a choice now Deceive her or tell her true I know Vulcans never lie but What would William Shatner do? (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: (heavy distortion and palm mute) E5 G5 I love War of the Worlds, got a boner for green girls A5 F5 Alien nations, deep space stations E5 G5 I love flying saucers, say ?live long and prosper? A5 F5 ?May the force be with you?, Mr. Sulu C (Strum once/let ring) G I want to be your man, ?by your command? Am F Don?t want us to be undone, ?danger Will Robinson!? C G And if I decree ?beedee beedee bee? Am Does that mean we?ll be through? F What would William Shatner do? Do---- (Repeat Chorus) x2