The Whole Damn Thing

The whole damn thing ~ Those Darlins Key of C Chorus: C F C I got drunk and I ate a chicken C G C I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen C F C Not just the leg, and not just the wing C G C Ill like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing Verse 1: C F C Well, I was pretty drunk, I must have been half-blind C G C But when I found the chicken, I knew she was all mine C F C I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been there C G C But I ate her anyway because I was drinking and I didn't care REPEAT CHORUS Bridge: FC Well, it turns out she's been there for a while C F G But it don't matter to me C F She was heading for the garbage C G C And the big bad bird was for me REPEAT CHORUS Verse 2: C F C Well, Im sitting in my kitchen C G C And Im wondering where's my chicken C F C I don't know what to do, I feel so alone C G C 'Cause the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones! REPEAT CHORUS C G C Ill like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing C G C Ill like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing