Pretzel Logic

Verse I: A13 Am7 I would love to tour the Southland EFM7F In a traveling minstrel show AAAAm7 C/D Dm7 Yes, I'd love to tour the Southland C/Dm7 In a traveling minstrel show Refrain: D/E E/A C/D D/G Yes, I'm dyin' to be a star and make them laugh D/E E/A C/D D/G Sounds just like a record on the phonograph D/E E/A Those days are gone forever C/D D/G Over a long time ago Em7/F FM7 Oh, yeah Gsus4 Hey, hey Verse II: I have never met Napoleon But I plan to find the time I have never met Napoleon But I plan to find the time Yes, I do Refrain: 'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill They tell me he was lonely; he's lonely still Those days are gone forever Over a long time ago Oh, yeah (Guitar interlude over verse and refrain) Bridge: D Am7 I stepped up on the platform FM7 The man gave me the news Am7 He said, "You must be joking, son Am7 Bm7 CM7 Where did you get those shoes?" CDm7 C/D Dm7 "Where did you get those shoes?" Refrain: Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show They say the times are changing, but I just don't know These things are gone forever Over a long time ago Oh, yeah (Ad lib over verse)