Supermarket Fantasy

"Supermarket Fantasy" performed by Screeching Weasel written by Ben Weasel (C) 1988,1992 Low Budget Productions Notes * to play more accurately, tune down one half-step *** "Supermarket Fantasy" Play verse (A C# F# E) twice Verse A C# F# Through the automatic doors, my shopping cart ran into hers E Our eyes met for a second then she turned away A C# F# After just a little while went into the canned goods aisle E And she was just standing there smiling Chorus D A I was hoping she'd look at me D A D But she was checking out the lima beans A E And artichokes, my heart was broke in pieces By my supermarket fantasy Verse Didn't want to seem obsessed, I checked Farina off my list But I couldn't keep my mind off those perfect lips Saw her start to walk my way, thought everything would be okay And then I ran into the Cocoa Puffs display Chorus Hurried to the checkout line Wishing I could push back time I looked around and she was right behind me Solo over verse and chorus Solo E-----------9-10-9----------------9-10-9-------10-9----------------9--| B--10-10-12--------12-10-10-10-12--------12-10------12-10----10-12----| G---------------------------------------------------------11----------| D---------------------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------------------------------------------------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------| E--10-9-------10-9----------------9-10-9----------------9-10-9--------| B-------12-10------12-10-10-10-12--------12-10-10-10-12--------12-10--| G---------------------------------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------------------------------------------------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------| E--10-9-----------------9-10-9-------10-9-----------------------------| B-------12-10----10-12---------12-10------12-10-10--10-10-10-10-10-10-| G-------------11------------------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------------------------------------------------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------| B--9-7-5--10--10-10-10-10-10-10-9-7-5--10--10-10-10-10-10-10--10--10--| G---------------------------------------------------------------------| D---------------------------------------------------------------------| A---------------------------------------------------------------------| E---------------------------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------------| B--10-10-10-10-10--12--12-12-12-12-12-12--12-10-9-7-5---| G-------------------------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------------| Verse Wanna clip your coupons, girl, wanna squeeze your Charmin, too I wanna be your grocery bagger forever We'll go shopping every night up and down the empty aisles And I'll always make sure your melons are ripe Chorus But I can't get up the nerve I could have the best buys in the world But I'll never share a shopping cart with her My supermarket fantasy End on A