Your Gay Friend

G-/E/D G/E/A/C A woo-hoo! G Dm Hey hey, here comes no-one G Em Cm Another friend for you to have a go on G Em D And she asks me, do I miss her when she?s gone? G Em Am C And I reply, ?As much as I miss anyone? G Oh! A woo-hoo CHORUS G D Em And I?ll be your gay friend G/B C G Cos your marriage never ends D Em Till we fuck and fight again G/B C G There?s a space between us G D Em So jump into my bed G/B C G We?ll pretend the world is dead D Em And always in my head G/B C G Is a face between us Hey Lord, forgive us we?re wrong I?ll make sure that he never hears this song And she says that I?m the opposite of a Hallmark card She asks me how I?m feeling, well, I don?t wanna think that hard CHORUS Am G C It?s the late show now D Em How does the late show end? F#m G Well, if god is in the details Am Thank god that you?re my friend G C D I have a friend again D Em F#m You are my friend again G DEm GCB My gay friend Oh! A woo-hoo! G/D/E/GC/G/D/E/GCG/B CHORUS G/B = 320033 - it's played kinda half-beat with the C, you can just play G if you want