Wear My Hat

Intro | F Bb | C | | F Bb | C | | F Bb | C | | F Bb | C | | F | Verse 1 Bb Well she came looking for me C With her arms open wide F Bb C Like some long lost friend of mine F Bb She said 'Excuse me C F Bb But do you remember me? C F Bb I said 'No, I don't believe I do' C So she looked me up and down F Bb C And undressed me with her eyes F Then she said Bb C You've got everything I need, F Bb C You've got everything I want F So I said 'OK Chorus Bb C You can wear my hat F You can have my coat Bb C You can take my shirt F 'Cause I don't need it Bb C You can wear my shoes F You can take my socks Bb C Come on take my bag it's yours F Cb If you love it F Cb You can have it, if you love it F Cb Ain't no problem, if you love it F Fb Come on take it, if you love it Verse 2 Bb So her friend came up to me C With a pen and paper in her hand F Bb Expressing some interest C In the number of my room F Bb She said 'Excuse me C F But do you remember me? Bb I said 'No,' C F Bb She said 'Can I appeal to you?' C So I looked her up and down F Bb C And realising her insinuations, I blushed F Bb C F She said 'Listen babe you don't know me Bb C No you don't know me but you owe me F Cb And I love you F Cb Yes, I love you F Bb Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you C F Cb And I got all your records, and I love you F So I suggested Chorus Bb C You can wear my hat F You can have my coat Bb C You can take my shirt F 'Cause I don't need it Bb C You can wear my shoes F You can take my socks Bb C Come on take my bag it's yours F Cb If you love it F Cb You can have it, if you love it F Cb Ain't no problem, if you love it F Bb Come on take it, if you love it C Love it, c'mon love it Instrumental | Gb B | Db | | Gb B | Db | | Gb B | Db | | Gb B | Db | | Gb | verse 3 B Well later that day Db This guy came to me Gb B Db With a scr*p of paper in his hand Gb B He said, 'Hey buddy, can you Db Gb Sign your name for me?' B Db I said 'Why, why do I owe you money?' Gb B He said, 'No' Db Gb I said, 'Listen pal do I know you? B Have we ever met? Db Why do you want my name Gb B Db On this little piece of paper? Gb Db He said 'I love you Gb Db I don't know you, but I love you, Gb B Like my brother, I love you Db Gb B Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you.' Db Gb I said 'Hey, let's not rush things Chorus B Db You can wear my hat Gb You can have my coat B Db You can take my shirt Gb 'Cause I don't need it B Db You can wear my shoes Gb You can take my socks B Db Come on take my bag it's yours Gb Db If you love it Gb Db You can have it, if you love it Gb Db Ain't no problem, if you love it Gb B Come on, take it, if you love it Db Bb Love it, come on love it Outro Db Gb Db Ain't no problem from me if you want it Gb B Db Take my hat, take my bag Gb I don't need nothing B Db You can wear my hat Gb You can wear my hat B Db Gb C'mon, wear my hat, wear my hat B Db You can wear my hat Gb C'mon, wear my hat B Db You can wear my hat Gb Come on, wear my hat