Last Time That I Saw You

Verse 1 Eb The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell Eb Apologies are probably in order I can tell Eb From the pictures that you posted Eb I look liquid, I look toasted Eb And I probably owe you money as well Chorus 1 Eb Ab B I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted Eb Ab I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know Eb I was toasted, I fell down Ab B Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town Cm Bb Ab From the second that I started I was done B Eb N.C. Eb Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk Verse 2 Eb Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home Ab Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone Eb I'm not a pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double Ab Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!) Chorus 2 Eb I was ripped, obliterated Ab B I don't want to see my credit card statement Eb Ab 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92 Eb I was p**sed, I was plowed Ab B I was messed up, blacked out Cm Bb Ab This hangover is gonna last a month B Eb Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk Bridge B Ab Eb I got a YOLO tattoo B Ab Eb Drunk dialed everyone I knew Fm A shopping spree on Amazon Ab What the hell was going on? Eb Bb Ab Apparently I drank a bit too much B Eb Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk Verse 3 Eb And useless Eb Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase, Eb I was clueless, How did I do this? Eb When I went to call the next day Eb I remembered that I lost my phone Eb In a midnight, look at these maylay Eb How the hell did I get that way? Chorus 1 Eb Ab B I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted Eb Ab I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know Eb I was toasted, I fell down Ab B Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town Cm Bb Ab From the second that I started I was done B Eb N.C. Eb Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk