The Blank Husband Epidemic

| F | A# | A | B | E | GC# my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband AEGA who hated his job and hated his life F#m so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy B off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life F#m he couldn't silence the ever present thought B "i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man" Emaj7 and his heart was blank Amaj7 don't we know what blank people are good for BABaj7 what they are good for GC# my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband AEGA who just couldn't escape or catch a break F#m so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic B because he hated his bike and he hated his life F#m his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge B he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man Emaj7 and his heart was blank Amaj7 don't we know what blank people are good for BABaj7 what they are good for EFG#m until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline AAB7 and she must have made a stunning first impression EFG#m because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline ACm but my Auntie didn't care FA# she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere ABE by god they're everywhere GC# my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband | A | E |