Next to You

Intro *=Strum BEACB |*---*---*--*--*-|----*---*--*-**-| BEA |*---*---*--*--*-|----------------| Verse 1 B E A We'd been friends for many years C#m B Until I finally confessed B E A That I've always loved you dearly C#m B But you were unimpressed B E A If I can never be your lover C#m B I'll accept our destiny pause B E A And I'll embrace your gift of friendship As I jack off constantly Chorus E B F# B Oh, I'll be there to lift you when you fall E B F# B With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls E B F# Oh, if you need me you just have to call G F#7 Cause I'll be next to you Masturbating BEAC# BE A 1, 2, 3, let's do it! Verse 2 B E A Through the good times and the bad C# B I will do everything I can B E A Like if you ever need help moving C#m B I can jerk off in the van B E A If your car breaks on the road C#m B I'll grab my crank and pick you up Pause B E A And we can drive away together As I lotion up my junk Chorus E B F# B Oh, it doesn't matter where our lives will lead us E B F# B I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis E B F# Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this G F#7 Cause I've been next to you G Masturbating Bridge G F# Look, I know this may seem weird, but it's not F# Every friendship I've ever had has been like this G You should know that I'm not doing this for myself A G A F# It's partly for you, but most of all, I'm doing this For America! Chorus E B F# B Oh, tell me everything that's in your heart E B This is Claire, we're gonna make out F# B You just go ahead and start E B If it escalates to boning F# It means I'm listening super hard G F#7 Cause I'll be next to you E B Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend F# B We're gonna have a threesome E B And a crowd of people's gathered F# B To watch me bang both her and Lisa E B F# Oh, when this is done you and I are getting pizza G F#7 Cause I'll be next to you B Masturbating BEA C#m B Slash having a threesome with Claire BE A But still masturbating