Staircase At the University

D D G March, April, May D G She crammed night and day D G A I hadn't seen her smile in a while D G March, April, May D G She crammed night and day D Bm Em G I hadn't seen her smile in a while Am G Em B Staircase at the university Em GBm She threw herself down A G and her head split three ways DGDGDEG D G "If you don't get three As," D G her sweet daddy said D G A You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead D G "If you don't get three As," D G her sweet daddy said D Bm Em G You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead Am G Em B Staircase at the university Em GBm She threw herself down A G and her head split three ways DGDGDEG D G D "If you don't get three As," D G her lovely boyfriend said D G A Your shame is sure to stain the family name D G "If you don't get three As," D G her lovely boyfriend said D Bm Em G Your shame is sure to stain the family name Am G Em B Staircase at the university Em GBm She threw herself down A G and her head split three ways DGDGDEG D G Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin' D G Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up D G A And if it breaks your heart then don't come running to me D G Crammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin' D G Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up D Bm EmG And if it breaks your legs then don't come running to me AGEB EGBAG DGDGDEG DGDGDGA