Spectacular Failure

Intro EDDCAB Verse 1 E I knew a boy way back when E His name was Bobby, and then E He asked my daddy if I could go dancing E But he could not make a pass E Can't tell his elbow from ass E He was completely inept at romancing Chorus AF# Oh, Bobby BG# Well, it's so painful to watch you A#m Well, in a crowd I could spot you A Oh, Bobby B You'll never nail her B#m What a spectacular failure Verse 2 E He's got a buddy named Jack E Who likes to take it as fact E That he and Bobby have all of the power E But don't believe what he says E 'Cause Jack's gone soft in the head E And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower Chorus F# Oh, Bobby BG# You play out every delusion CA# You're better off in seclusion A Oh, Bobby B You've never looked paler B#m What a spectacular failure Interlude F# E B C# (x2) F# (vamp) Chorus BG# Oh, Bobby A#m You don't appear to be dying DB# Oh, it's like you're not even trying Oh, Bobby C# I can't excuse your behavior F# What a spectacular failure F# What a spectacular failure