The Town Crotch

Source: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/The_Town_Crotch/Tabs Original Chords: M_pony Drop D, Capo 3 D G The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road D G It was almost cold enough to snow Em Bm None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride C G A7 In the back of someone's G-TO D G She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup D G It was like I'd never seen a girl before Em Bm Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair C G A7 With the hair she was six foot four Bb Bdim(x2313x) C C#dim(xx2323) I recognized.. her face.. right away (chorus) D She was the town crotch G She was good to go anytime D She was the town crotch G But I loved her like she was mine A G There's a lot of things I don't remember now G/C D But I remember the town crotch G/C D I remember the town crotch D G I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat D G You can hardly taste the alcohol Em Bm Watched her from a distance but I never said a word C G A7 I was young and I felt so small Bb Bdim C C#dim I was no one then, who was I? (repeat chorus) G/C G D We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars G/C G D Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire G/C G D We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars G/C G A7 Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire D G The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran D G My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride Em Bm She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down C G A7 She said "Hey kid, get inside". Bb Bdim C C#dim Then she asked my name and drove me home D She was the town crotch G She was good to go anytime D She was the town crotch G But I loved her like she was mine A G There's a lot of things I don't remember now G/C D But I remember the town crotch G/C D I remember the town crotch G/C D I remember the town crotch G/C(x32033) G D