Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

D G D She said Im goin out with my girlfriends A D For margaritas at the Holiday Inn D G D Oh have mercy my only thought Bm A D Was Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off D G D I told her put an extra layer on A D I know what happens when she drinks Patron G D Her closets missin half the things she bought Bm A D Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Chorus: G D Shell start by kickin out of her shoes A D Lose an earring in her drink G D Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Em A Drop a contact down the sink D G D Them panty-hose ain't gonna last too long A D If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on G D She might come home in a table cloth Bm A D Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off GDBAD D G D She can handle any champagne brunch A D Bridal shower with Bacardi punch G D Jello shooters full of Smirnoff Bm A D But Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off CHORUS D G D She dont mean nothin shes just havin fun A D Tomorrow shell say oh what have I done G D Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Bm A D Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Bm A D Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Bm A D Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off