The Bane of Constance

(intro) A D D A D A D A ??Come now, Vince?? she said, ??we can??t continue in this way D A Seems to me there??s something on your mind. D A Should I accept a ride in a tiny craft about your head D A Tell me, Vince, the truth what would I find??? G D Horse-drawn yawns upon the driveway, Victory V ice cream in stock C G D Eintracht Oblong, I should oil my chain. G D Our front door is Sagittarius, Tibor's kids are underfed C G D A And Heswall Flower Club, owe me one pound twelve. D A This is what you??d find if you were in that craft today D A Doubtless different were you to return. D A I would not blame you in the least if you cut short the flight D A Make good your escape it??s not your concern. G D Where??s the beetroot? Where the ibex? Dubbing mixer Freddie Slade C G D Alpine lockjaw, it was on the cards. G D Can I buy inflatable dictators anywhere round here? C G D A Iron Age mums are haunting my cagoule. D G Do stew, scoop off the roadkill. D G Straight sets, jet wash the Viceroy. D G Sore heel, sh*te on the back nine. D G Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. D CG I said Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. D Come on, Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G You??re a fine looking woman, Mirabelle. D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G You still with that chiseller Idris? D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G Hey, he??s got the ginger beer concession outside the British Museum. D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G We should go to Halfords some time. D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G You and me ?? not him. D G Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. D C G (fade) Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.