Self Esteem

Intro: C F Dsus2 C F Dsus2 You text at three in the morning G C And you misspell my name F Dsus2 You've slept with half my friends on Facebook G C And most of them think you are lame F Dsus2 You say that with me it's different G C And you're not that big of a dick F Dsus2 And if you disappear it's cause you're busy G Am Not cause you're with some other chick {Prechorus: Em Am I know that this might be uncouth Em G () But I've decided to tell you the truth) (Chorus: C F My self esteem's not low enough to date you Dsus2 G (It's/ close, but not quite there It's/ So) C F Dsus2 Give me time to get a little more ( rejected/ desperate/ wasted) G C Dsus2 And you and I can make an awesome pair G C F Dsus2 A totally awesome pair) C F Dsus2 I seem like your perfect target G C Like I've been lonely for too long F Dsus2 You think I haven't had sex in forever G C And I'll admit that you're not wrong F Dsus2 But I would rather have no one G C Than this cr*p let me reaffirm F Dsus2 I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned G Am And the antidote was in your sperm (Prechorus + Chorus) Bridge: F C Thanks for not even pretending to respect me F C Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is F ( C G C ) Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship G G G G What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises ( G ) Especially when I'm on the road ( G ) Or anywhere, really ( G ) Cause I'm a girl, hello ( G ) That's kind of how it goes F C Love is illusive and impossible F C But dicks are available everywhere F ( C G C ) So sorry if I don't feel super lucky G G G To get a penis likes yours attached to a man who can't G even pretend to care (G ) Maybe if something goes horribly awry ( G ) And I think I'll never find a better guy ( G ) But for now G G For now (Chorus)