The previous one wasn't 100% accurate!
DmGm
We've been driving around
DmGmBbC
From one end of this town to the other and back
BbF/ABbF/ABb
But no one's ever seen us (No one's ever seen us)
BbF/ABbC
Driving our Econoline van (And no one's ever heard of our band)
A
And no one's ever heard of our band
DD/CG/B
We're the Mesopota-mi -ans
D/AGD/F#EmA
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbani -pal, and Gilgamesh
DBmEm
Then they wouldn't understand a word we say,
GmF#m
So we'll scratch it all down into the clay
BC
Half believing there will sometime come a day
Someone gives a damn
A
Maybe when the concrete has crumbled to sand
DD/C#G/B
We're the Mesopota-mi -ans
D/AGD/F#EmAsus4
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbani -pal, and Gilgamesh
DmGm
The Mesopotam-ish sun is beating down
DmGm
And making cracks in the ground
BbC
But there's nowhere else to stand
BbF/ABbF/ABb
In Mesopotamia, (No one's ever seen us)
BbF/ABbC
The kingdom where we secretly reign (And no one's ever heard of our band)
A
The land where we invisibly rule
DD/C#G/B
As the Mesopota-mi -ans
D/AGD/F#EmA
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbani -pal, and Gilgamesh
DBm
This is my last stick of gum
EmGm
I'm going to cut it up so everybody else gets some
F#mBCA
Except for Ashurbanipal who says my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-daroan
A
Hey, Ashurbanipal,
DD/C#G/B
I'm a Mesopota-mi -an
D/AGD/F#EmAsus4
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbani -pal, and Gilgamesh
DD/C#G/B
We're the Mesopota-mi -ans
D/AGD/F#EmAsus4
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbani -pal, and Gilgamesh
GD/F#EmG/D
"Hey, man, I thought that you were dead
CC/BAmC/G
I thought you crashed your car"
EG/DA/C#AE7E7/G#A
"No, man, I've been right here this whole time playing bass guitar
For the Mesopotamians"
N.C. D D/C# G/B D/A G
We're the Mesopota-mi -ans
D/F#EmADD/A#
(Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal)
GD/F#EmA/GAsus4
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh
DD/C#G/BD/A
We're the Mesopota-mi -ans
GD/F#EmADD
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh