Song Shoehorn With Teeth Album: Lincoln Intro: Eb Db Ab Chorus: Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb D/Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing Verse 1: Ab He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair Eb But he doesn't get nervous Ab Bb She's not really there Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Verse 2: Ab Tour the world in a heavy metal band Eb But they run out of gas Ab Bb The plane can never land Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Verse 3: What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb When you're much too busy returning to the womb? Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing