(Chorus) Eb F Bb Cm Lazyhead and Sleepybones Eb F Gm Always disagree Eb F Bb Eb Though everybody says they should be friends Eb F Bb They're too tired to see (Verse) Eb F Bb Cm When Sleepybones says he's feeling tired Eb F Gm Lazyhead wants to rest Eb F Bb Cm When Lazyhead says it's "number one" Eb F Bb Bb7 Sleepybones says it's "best" Cm Gm When Lazyhead uses imagination Cm Gm Sleepybones daydreams Cm Gm Sleepybones says, "It's not what it looks like" Eb F And Lazyhead says, "It's not what it seems" (Chorus) Eb F Bb Cm Lazyhead and Sleepybones Eb F Gm Always disagree Eb F Bb Eb Though everybody says they should be friends Eb F Bb They're too tired to see (Verse) Eb F Bb Cm When Lazyhead says somebody's "skinny" Eb F Gm Sleepybones says "thin" Eb F Bb Cm When Sleepybones says "identical" Eb F Bb7 Lazyhead says "twin" Cm Gm When Lazyhead says the window is "closed" Cm Gm Sleepybones says it's "shut" Cm Gm When Sleepybones says that something "isn't" Eb F Lazyhead says, "It's not" (Chorus) Eb F Bb Cm Lazyhead and Sleepybones Eb F Gm Both take naps so long Eb F Bb Eb And even though they should be friends Eb F Bb They can't get along Eb F Bb Cm Lazyhead and Sleepybones Eb F Gm Always disagree Eb F Bb Eb Though everybody says they should be friends Eb F Bb They're too tired to see