Written by: Ray Davies Chords: Chris (Brinngnnggg Bringgg: Hello, who's that speaking, please?) G I'm on a party line, Wonderin' all the time, D C G Who's on the other end? G Is she big, is she small? Is she a she at all? D C G Who's on my party line? D A D Wish I had a more direct connection. D A D This party line was here when I arrived. A C D And I'm not voting in the next election, A C Bm If they don't do something about finding out F# G The person who is on my party line. G... (instumental for 8 bars) D C G I'm on a party line. G... (instumental for 8 bars) D C G I'm on a party line. D A D I can't speak without an interception. D A D This is private, please get off my line. A C D Please tell me when I can have my privacy. A C Bm I'd like to meet the girl who's always talking F# G When I'm speaking on my party line. (Instrumental break for one verse) D A D Wish I had a more direct connection. D A D This party line was here when I arrived. A C D And I'm not voting in the next election, A C Bm If they don't do something about finding out F# G The person who is on my party line. G I'm on a party line, Wonderin' all the time, D C G Who's on the other end? G Is she big, is she small? Is she a she at all? D C G Who's on my party line? D C G Who's on my party line? D C G Who's on my party line? Albums this song can be found on: The Album That Never Was Face To Face Lola, Percy And The Apeman Come Face To Face With The Village Green Preservation Society... Something Else