Chorus G C G Call the Smithsonian I made a discovery G D Life ain't forever and lunch isn't free G D C G Loved ones will break your heart with or without you C G D G Turns out we don't get to know everything GCGCGCDG Verse 1 D C Get the young scientists, tell them "come quick" G D I must be the first man that's ever seen this D C Lines on my face, my teeth are not white G D My eyes do not work and my legs don't move right Chorus G C G Call the Smithsonian I made a discovery G D Life ain't forever and lunch isn't free G D C G Loved ones will break your heart with or without you C G D G Turns out we don't get to know everything GCGCGCDG Verse 2 D C I wonder if Romeo ever got scared G D Taken but shaken, unprepared D C Under the balcony, under the trees G D Fully unknowing of where this would lead D C What if we marry or give up the ghost? G D Or we abandon those we love most? D C What if you carry me and lay me down G D Once you get used to me being around? Chorus G C G Call the Smithsonian I made a discovery G D Life ain't forever and lunch isn't free G D C G Loved ones will break your heart with or without you C G D G Turns out we don't get to know everything GCGCGCDG Verse 3 D C My bedroom's an office, my kitchen's a car G D My life is a joke, my bathroom's a bar D C I go there a lot, more than I should G D I know I should stop but it feels too damn good Chorus G C G Call the Smithsonian I made a discovery G D Life ain't forever and lunch isn't free G D C G Loved ones will break your heart with or without you C G D G Turns out we don't get to know everything