There's Bits In This Song Played After Verses And That, They're NOT Played On The Guitar So Don't Argue. Intro C~m Bm A e|---O---O---O-----O---O-----O---O----------------------------------- B|---5---5---5-----3---3-----2---2----------------------------------- G|---6---6---6-----4---4-----2---2----------------------------------- D|---6---6---6-----4---4-----2---2----------------------------------- A|---4---4---4-----2---2-----O---O----------------------------------- E|---4---4---4-----2---2-----X---X----------------------------------- Played Throughout Verse Until The A D D chords, Which Goes Like This; ADD e|---O---O---O-----2---2-----2---2----------------------------------- B|---2---2---2-----3---3-----3---3----------------------------------- G|---2---2---2-----2---2-----2---2----------------------------------- D|---2---2---2-----O---O-----O---O----------------------------------- A|---O---O---O-----X---X-----X---X----------------------------------- E|---X---X---X-----X---X-----X---X----------------------------------- Verse 1 C~m Bm A She's Got Another Fantasy C~m Bm A She Lives In Flat Number Twenty-three C~m Bm A Picked First Prize In Carnival Queen A D D And Now She Takes Her Clothes Off Verse 2 C~m Bm A C~m Bm A Collects The Covers Off Her Magazines C~m Bm A She Longs To Be Another Teenage Dream C~m Bm A The Problem Is She's Turning Forty-three A D D She Still Takes Her Clothes Off The Chorus Goes Like So Lads; EGADDDus4 e|---X-----3----O----2--3-----2-------------------------------------- B|---O-----3----2----3--3-----3-------------------------------------- G|---O-----O----2----2--2-----2-------------------------------------- D|---2-----O----2----O--O-----O-------------------------------------- A|---2-----2----O----X--X-----X-------------------------------------- E|---0-----3----X----X--X-----X-------------------------------------- Then The G D, And The G D A; GDGDA e|---3--3----2--2--2--|---3--3----2--2--2-----O--O------------------- B|---3--3----3--3--3--|---3--3----3--3--3-----2--2------------------- G|---O--O----2--2--2--|---O--O----2--2--2-----2--2------------------- D|---O--O----O--O--O--|---O--O----O--O--O-----2--2------------------- A|---2--2----X--X--X--|---2--2----X--X--X-----O--O------------------- E|---3--3----X--X--X--|---3--3----X--X--X-----X--X------------------- Chorus Em G A Dsus4 She Got The Nickname Porta Bubble Joan Em G A D Dsus4 They Found Her Dead, Dead As Nails, At Home G D And She Said, I'm Gonna Be Another Marilyn G D Bleach My Hair, And Get Real Thin G D A And Everybody's Gonna Wanna Dance With Me Verse 3 C~m Bm A C~m Bm A She Loves To Have Her Little Fantasies C~m Bm A She Longed To Be The Wife Of Jimmy Dean C~m Bm A But Jimmy's Head Sits In Jimmy's Knees A D D She Loves To Take Her Clothes Off Verse 4 C~m Bm A C~m Bm A Police Are Looking Round At Twenty-three C~m Bm A They Found Her Hanging From Her Swollen Feet C~m Bm A They Saw Her Dance Last In Woolworth Street A D D She Loved To Take Her Clothes Off Chorus Em G A Dsus4 She Got The Nickname Porta Bubble Joan Em G A D Dsus4 They Found Her Dead, Dead As Nails, At Home G D And She Said, I'm Gonna Be Another Marilyn G D Bleach My Hair, And Get Real Thin G D A And Everybody's Gonna Wanna Dance With Me That Line x2, Then The First Line Of The Outro, --------------------------------------------- Then That Line x1 Again, Then The 2nd Line Of The Outro. The Outro Is Played Like This, So Try And Get The Timing Right, It Makes A Difference; The First Bar Is For The First Line, The Second For The Second (Funny Enough) D A G | D A G D A e|-----2--2-----O--O--O-----3--3---|---2--2-----O--O--O-----3--3-----2--2--O----O-- B|-----3--3-----2--2--2-----3--3---|---3--3-----2--2--2-----3--3-----3--3--2----2-- G|-----2--2-----2--2--2-----O--O---|---2--2-----2--2--2-----O--O-----2--2--2----2-- D|-----O--O-----2--2--2-----O--O---|---O--O-----2--2--2-----O--O-----O--O--2----2-- A|-----X--X-----O--O--O-----2--2---|---X--X-----O--O--O-----2--2-----X--X--O----O-- E|-----X--X-----X--X--X-----3--3---|---X--X-----X--X--X-----3--3-----X--X--X----X-- This Is For The Last Three Lines; DAG e|---2-----O-----3--------------------------------------------------- B|---3-----2-----3--------------------------------------------------- G|---2-----2-----O--------------------------------------------------- D|---O-----2-----O--------------------------------------------------- A|---X-----O-----2--------------------------------------------------- E|---X-----X-----3--------------------------------------------------- Outro D A G Everybody Wants To Be The Carnival queen D A G D A Everybody Wants To Be, The Carnival, King Or Queen G We All Read The Books DG She Takes Her Clothes Off G One By One G Off Again