( D A G D ) x2 T DH E D G A D You think we look pretty good together C You think my shoes are made of leather O M E D E D P But I'm a substitue for another guy L I look pretty tall but my heels are high E The simple things you see are all complicated T E D E D A E I look pretty young but I'm just back-dated yeah R D A G D A It's a substitute lies for fact M I can see right through your plastic mad O I look all white but my dad was black N D A G D E My fine looking suit is really made of sack S I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth G Northside of my town faces east and northside faces south U I And now you dare look me in the eye T But crocodile tears are what you cry A It's a genuine problem you won't try to work it all out R Just pass it by pass it by T Substitute me for him A Substitute my coke for gin B Substitute you for my mum At least I'll get my washing done C O ( D G D ) x2 M P But I'm a substitue for another guy... I L ( D A G D ) x2 A T I was born with a plastic spoon.. I O Substitute me for him... N It's a substitute lies for fact...