Intro GBGBBCBCCD5 GBGBBCBCCD5 GBGBBCBCCD5 GBGBBCBCCD5 Verse Gm Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was N.C. Dreamiing I was Al Capone, There's a N.C. rumour goin' round gotta clear outta town, I'm N.C. smelling like a dry fish-bone. N.C. Here come the law gonna break down the door gonna N.C. carry me away once more N.C. Never! I never never want it anymore N.C. Gotta get away from this stone cold floor Chorus C Crazy C Stone cold crazy you know. Bridge GBGBBCBCCD5 GBGBBCBCCD5 Solo GABBAFED Bridge GBGBBCBCCD5 GBGBBCBCCD5 Gm Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon N.C. And I'm playing on my slide trombone N.C. Anymore, anymore cannot take it anymore N.C. Gotta get away from this stone cold floor Chorus C Crazy C Stone cold crazy you know. Solo BBAFED BAFED BAFED Bridge GBGBBCBCCD5 GBGBBCBCCD5 Verse Gm Walking down the street N.C. Shooting people that I meet N.C. With my rubber Tommy water gun N.C. Here come the deputy N.C. He's gonna come and getta me N.C. I gotta get up and run N.C. They got the sirens loose N.C. I ran right outa juice N.C. Theyr'e gonna put me in a cell N.C. If I can't go to heaven N.C. Will they let me go to hell? Chorus C Crazy C Gm Stone cold crazy you know.