"Mistress And Maid" (capo: 5th. fret) ____Verse: 1 /A /C She said, D7 Come in my dear, You're looking tired tonight F#7+5 Bm Your bath is drawn, let me loosen your tie F#7 A7 And fix you your usual drink ____Verse: 2 D7 He settles back, Takes a magazine, F#7+5 Bm Kicks off his shoes, as he studies the form F#7 A7-9 Of every appealing soubrette ____Chorus: 1 Dm But where are the flowers that he used to bring E7 Am With every endearing remark Dm G Reminds her of passionate promises, Dm E7 A A#dim That he only made in the dark, in her bed, Bm E She wants to shout at the back of his head A A#dim Look at me, look at me, look at me I'm afraid Bm See what it's come to, Gm6 D7---------/A---/C I'm just your Mistress and Maid. ____Verse: 3 D7 The wine is warm But the dinner is cold F#7+5 Bm The look in his eye tells her it won't be long F#7 A7-9 'till the girls on the page come to life ____Chorus: 2 Dm And they'll get the flowers that he used to bring E7 Am With every endearing remark, Dm G And all of the passionate promises Dm E7 A A#dim He'll never fulfill in the dark, in their bed, Bm E She wants to shout at the back of his head A A#dim Look at me, look at me, now that I'm not afraid. Bm See what it's come to, Gm6 D7 I'm not your mistress and maid. ____Coda: Bm See what it's come to, Gm6 D7 I'm not your mistress and maid, *oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh* (Repeat *-*) D7 *Mistress and maid (Repeat * 4 times)