Johnny Cash - The Chicken In Black ADEAE A For two long years my head hurt bad D So the doctor checked me and he shook his head E A E He said Im sorry to tell you put your bodys out lived your brain A He said I know this doctor in New York son D And hell fix you right up with a brand new one E A E So the head doctor met me when I stepped down off the train. A He said we had this bank robber killed last night D His bodys shot but his brains alright E A E Ill give you a transplant boy and youll be okay. A I got my new brain in and I was feelin great D I went right back to Nashville with no head ache E A But somethin strange happened when I walked in the bank one day. Chorus: D I said stick em up everybody Im robbin this place A Drop all of your money in my guitar case D E Dont nobody move and dont nobody reach for that door A A lady said why youre Johnny Cash D I said no maam, Im The Manhatton Flash E A And I am the best bank robber, in New York. A Now the other night Roy Acuff called me D He said John Id like you to do the Orpy E A E So I went out on the stage, but I couldnt sing A I got into half a verse of I Walk The Line D And somethin snapped in this head of mine E A I yelled stick em up, give me your money your watches and your rings. Bb Well I called New York and talked to that brain quack Db I said doc I got to have my old brain back F Bb F He said Im sorry there Mr. Cash but I cant do that. Bb He said I put your brain in a chicken last Monday Db Hes singin your songs and makin lots of money F Bb F And I got him signed to a ten year recordin contract. Bb Now friends if you see me walkin down the street Db Remember what you see aint necessarly me F Bb And if I try to hold you up, dont pay me no mind. Bb But when you got ten bucks that you can blow Db You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken Show F Bb Hes doin fairs and concert dates all up and down the line. Chorus2: Db I said stick em up everybody Im robbin this place Bb Drop all of your money in my guitar case Db F Dont nobody move and dont nobody reach for that door Bb A lady said why youre Johnny Cash Db I said no maam, Im The Manhattan Flash F Bb F And I am the best bank robber, in New York. Well it dont pay any income tax You dont pay tax on money you steal You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken Show Chicken In Black. ?'s buffdixie at yahoo.cm