The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apartment

Intro: G - C/G - G - C/G G C Cmaj7 Am Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man C Cmaj7 Am I mean like a god damn marching band Dmadd9 C Cmaj7 Am She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes D7 Em And the malaprops make me want to f**king scream D7 Em I wonder if she even knows what that word means B7 Em Well, it's literally not that G-C-G-C/G G C Cmaj7 Am Of the few main things I hate about her, one's her petty, vogue ideas C Cmaj7 Am Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years Dmadd9 C Cmaj7 Am By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around D7 Em And now every insufferable convo D7 Em Features her patiently explaining the cosmos B7 Em Of which she's in the middle C/G D7 Am Oh my God, I swear this never happens C/G D7 Am Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning C/G Am I feel so unconvincing C/G Am D When I fumble with your buttons G-C-G-C/G G C Cmaj7 Am She blames her excess on my influence but gladly Hoovers all my drugs C Cmaj7 Am I found her naked with the best friend in the tub Dmadd9 C Cmaj7 Am We sang "Silent Night" in three parts which was fun D7 Em Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan D7 Em I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on B7 Em Why don't you move to the Delta? C/G B7 C/G I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya