TV God

www.danalyons.com www.cowswithguns.com TV GOD by Dana Lyons, copyright 1990 submitted by jhonen vasquez Em G A Em After I was born I went home to watch my TV Em G A Em Everyone was nice and their smiles were so sparkily Em G A E I watched what made them happy and I watched what made them mcry Em G A Em I learned about toys and candy my Mommy should buy CHORUS: C D And the TV God watches over me Em Opens up my eyes, shows me how to see C D Em All around the world, every night and day on my TV C D Teaches how to love, teaches what is real Em Tells what life is of, tells me how to feel C D Em All I need to know I can find and see on my TV Soon I was a teenager and I knew just how to dress I learned to use deodorant so I would always smell my best I got myself a part time job to buy the things I needed to have And the payments on my supercharged Camaro really aren't so bad A Everybody be careful, everybody be, Em Be very careful, keep watching your TV A There are people who are laughing with a wink or a nod B There are people who are questioning our great TV God A Everybody be careful, everybody be Em Be very careful, stay tuned to your TV A There are phonies who are talking There are wasters who read B There are people here who do not even own a TV! A Em Everybody be careful! Oh everybody be careful! A Oh everybody be careful! Everything I know about my country I learned on TV The man on the screen tells me who is our enemy They say that we are free and we must fight to be number one So when the army calls I'll grab my TV, my car, and my gun RAINING RECORDS, PO BOX 2627, BELLINGHAM, WA 98227 USA www.danalyons.com