Redneck Romeo

written by Craig Wiseman and Dave Gibson 10/21/05 INTRO: E E He wears Old Spice, he got fuzzy dice A Hangin' from the rearview mirror of his 4 wheel drive E Yeah he's GQ, and he can do more A B7 With cheap polyester than Calvin Klein E He drinks false staff, he got 27 ballcaps A F#m He wears a different one every night E He'll tell you he's a lover B7 E When he ain't pickin' a fight CHORUS: A E He's a redneck romeo, he thinks he's Elvis in a picture show B7 E Silver chains but a heart of gold, Lord you got to love his style A E F#m A classic country Cassanova, thinks all the girls are crazy over him B E Everywhere that neon glows you'll find a redneck romeo He's got a hundred keys hangin' off his jeans He knows they fit somethin' but he don't know what He's no cheap date, spend his whole paycheck Buyin' drinks and playin that jukebox Out on the floor he ain't no square He's a romancin' slow dancin' Fred Astaire Dab of grill cream in his hair Ladies stand in line CHORUS A E F#m He's in a class all by himself thinks there ain't nobody else like him B E A But everywhere that neon glows you'll find a redneck romeo E Yeah he's a redneck romeo.... E Ah I like that blue-font look How did ya get it to stand that high?