Nothing Ever Happens Round Here

Intro: GECG/D9 GECG/D9 G D She was a girl from a one horse town, C G D The only place for miles around, G D Cutting hair in the modern style, C G D Putting in the nine to five, C G But every night it was the same old dream, C G D On the cover of a magazine, C G She looked good but it could never come true, Cmaj7 D Em 'cos nothing ever happens round here, Cmaj7 D G Nothing ever happens round here, G D She had a boyfriend in the town, C G D He spent his days just messing around, G D With stick shifts and steering wheels, C G D Motorbikes and automobiles, C G And every night it was the same old thing, C G D Meet the boys for a couple of drinks, C G Shoot pool and talk about girls, Cmaj7 D Em And nothing ever happens round here, Cmaj7 D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 They said nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 Nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D G Nothing ever happens round here, G D One day in a local bar, C G D She heard a movie man was looking for a star, G D And everybody in the whole damn town, C G D Got the call to come on down, C G And when she walked into the room, C G D C Every heart went boom boom boom, who's that girl? G She's exactly what were looking for, Cmaj7 D Em But nothing ever happens round here, Cmaj7 D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 They said nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 Nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D Eb Nothing ever happens round here, Eb And so she took a screen test, Bb No doubt that she was the best, F D D7 The camera fell in love with her, Eb Fadd9 G Before she knew it she was on the way to make that dream come true, ECG/D9 GECG/D9 G D Now she's living in hollywood, C G D And everything is looking good, G D She thinks about the folks back home, C G D And her boyfriend all alone, C G But every night it's still the same old thing, C G D Meet the boys for a couple of drinks, C G Shoot pool and talk about girls, Cmaj7 D Em And nothing ever happens round here, Cmaj7 D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 They said nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 Nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 Nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D G Nothing ever happens round here, G Em7 Cadd9 Nothing, no nothing, no nothing, G/D G Nothing ever happens round here.