The Ballad of Chasey Lain
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1.Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain, I'm your biggest fan,
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I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
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Write back as soon as you can !
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You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
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I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
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You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
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2. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain, ya never wrote me back,
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how could I ever eat your ass when ya treat
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your biggest fan like that? + REFRAIN + E
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3. Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain, this letter is my last.
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As your biggest fan, I must demand,
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you let me eat your ass + CHORUS + E
---GAm
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad,
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now show em them titties, now show em them titties ! (2 x)
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Would you fuck me for blue?
(capo 4th)
(Bloodhound Gang)