The Bartender

Capo 4th Fret F#7 ----2---- ----2---- ----3---- ----2---- ----4---- ----2---- Intro DDDDsus Verse D Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs Em At all of my jokes when he's drinking A Mr. Martini stares and he D A Never shares what he's thinking. D Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time Em That she'll phone me A Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers D A Walk past when he's lonely. Chorus D I'm a bartender F#7 I pour the drinks Bm Laugh with the sinners Esus E And cry with the saints G A Bm A Esus And even if they don't remember Em A D A I try to make their bar tender. Verse Mr. Never Does Tip says That none of his kids ever call home Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone She's at work on her cell phone. Mrs. Husband Just Died always Breaks down and cries on the weekends Just another long night in a Bartender's life with some good friends. Chorus I'm a bartender I pour the drinks Laugh with the sinners And cry with the saints And even if they don't remember D I try to make their bar tender. Guitar Solo FBEEus G A Bm A Esus And even if they don't remember Em A D D I try to make their bar tender