Old Lady

Verse 1 (Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse) C G F C Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" C G F F* F F* F F* That's okay I've got a cane, so what? C G F C Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" C G F F* F F* F F* That's okay I can't complain Chorus (Play all chords normally, palm-mute G chord) A F C D I'm still ali-i-ive A F C G I'm still ali-i-ive A F C D I'm still alalala-lalala-live A F C G I'm still ali-i-ive Verse 1 C G F C Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" C G F F* F F* F F* That's okay I've got a cane, so what? C G F C Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" C G F F* F F* F F* That's okay I can't complain Chorus A F C D I'm still ali-i-ive A F C G I'm still ali-i-ive A F C D I'm still alalala-lalala-live A F C G I'm still ali-i-ive Verse 2 D C Since you've crashed my car D C (palm-mute) C (strum once) It just couldn't, couldn't be the same Breakdown (play during next verse) CGFFFF e|------------|------------|------------|------------| b|------------|------------|------------|------------| g|----5-------|------------|------------|------------| D|-------5----|----5-------|----3-------|----3-3-3---| A|-3-------3--|-------5----|-------3----|----3-3-3---| E|------------|-3-------3--|-1-------1--|----1-1-1---| C G F F Today on the wrong side of the road C G F F FF An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right. C G F F And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes." C G F And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive." N.C. (Pickslide) You know what she said, guys? f**k you, Tom! C G F (palm-mute this last line) She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive." Bridge C G F A big f**k you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard F (palm-mute) Be lucky you're still alive! C G F f**k you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard. F (palm-mute) Be lucky you're still alive! Bridge 2 (Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th) C G F f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! C G F F* F F* F F* f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive! C G F f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! C G F f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive! C G F f**k! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive! C G F F F* F F* F f**k! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive! Ending riff CCCCCCCC e|----------|----------|----------|----------| b|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---| g|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-| D|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------| A|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------| E|----------|----------|----------|----------|