White Collar Boy
D
You??re a white collar boy and you gave into the law
G D/F# Em D
Give in to the pressure the cops gonna getcha
D
You were a thieving dog at work until they caught your little paw
G D/F# Dm/F E7
Your wage won??t stretch, to picking up checks
A D
A custodial sentence you narrowly avoided
B Em Em7
Community service you had to go along with
A
You??re banging the rocks at the old city docks
D C G A
Poor boy poor boy poor boy poor boy
D C G A
Poor boy poor boy poor boy poor boy
D
You were chained to a girl that would kill you with a look
G D/F# Em D
It??s a nice way to die she??s so easy on the eye
D
She said let??s get away, but you played it by the book
G D/F# Dm/F E7
You??re a warden??s pet, she??s a screaming suffragette
A D
??We ain??t in prison, we??ll just finish up and go home??
B Em Em7
She said, ??Not for me, I??ve got plans for later on??
A
So she belted the sarge and she jumped on a barge
D C G A
You fell, you fell you fell you fell
D C G A
You fell, you fell you fell you fell
G F
White collar, got dirt in your pants
C
You got egg in your hair
D#
You got spit in your chin
G F C
White collar, scared to be bored
G F C
Blue Collar, she??s opening doors
G F C D
White collar boy, on the run from the law
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N.C.
She said ??You ain??t ugly, you can kiss me if you like??
G D/F# Em D
Go ahead and kiss her, you don??t know what you??re missing
D
You said ??Baby, you??re special, but there??s something not quite right.??
G D/F# Dm/F E7
She??s a Venus in flares and you wanna split hairs!
A D
??I am innocent, you are a rocket.
B Em Em7
Things were ok till you took out the copper??
A
Leave me alone, and get used to the chains
D C G A
You??re a pain, a pain, a pain, a pain
D C G A
You??re a pain, a pain, a pain, a pain
G F
White collar, got dirt in your pants
C
You got egg in your hair
D#
You got spit in your chin
G F
White collar, got dirt in your pants
C
You got egg in your hair
D#
You got spit in your chin
G F C
White collar, scared to be bored
G F C
Blue Collar, she??s opening doors
G F C D
White collar boy, on the run from the law