The Worst Band in the World

(play notes: BD AC# BD) B A It's one thing to know it but another to admit Gmaj7 We're the worst band in the world B Em/F# But we don't give a.... (play notes: BD AC# BD) B A If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums Gmaj7 B Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums C DEC Cm/F# So tune up, tune up D Well we've never done a days work in our life Eb And our records sell in zillions E Bm It irrigates my heart with greed A Caug Ab/Gb To know that you adore me A Bbdim Up yours, up mine C#m7 F#7 But up ev'rybody's that takes time C E But we're working on it CDECDBE/F# Working on it - Oo-oo-oo----ooh (play notes: BD AC# (x3) BD) F# C#m We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies F# C#m Never met the roadies - leave them in the van C#m C#m6 C#m C#mC#m C#m6 C#m C#m6C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6 C#m All be...cause of cir...cum...stances way bey..ond con...trol G# G#aug G# G#aug G# G#aug G# G#aug B7 B Baug We be... came the dar.lings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh E Ebaug Here I am a record on a jukebox E C D EC E A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh Play me C D Bm/F# C#m Bsus4 Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold C#m B Bsus4 B Daug E Ebaug Here we are together on your hifi E C D A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh E CDE CDE CDE Fade me, fade me, fade me, fade me (fade out)